my funny old friends

you never know what's going to happen when you're spending time with my funny old friends. this conversation occurred today over lunch:

frances: did you see the tv today?

me: no, why?

frances: i won a big prize.

me: you did!?!? what did you win?

frances: a cadillac convertible

me: wow...that's a really big prize, what are you going to do with a car?

frances: give it to my son.

me: what color is the car?

frances: white

me: did you win it on a game show?

frances: yes, the "#1 big show"

me: wow, that's really great!!

frances: i also won an animal.

me: you did? what kind?

frances: a buffalo

me: what in the world are you going to do with a buffalo?

frances: i don't know...do you want it?

me: no, i don't have a place for a buffalo.

frances: i was going to give it to my other son, but his landlord won't let him keep a buffalo.

i love old people.