it is still so fun to hear jack talk and to giggle at the funny things he says. here are some entries in the dictionary according to jack:
- pecutor = computer
- noculars/super owl eyes = binoculars/hand binoculars
- no please = no thank you
- sticky splat = when dad throws the tay-tay blanket at him
- mean flamingos = the swans at gaga dub's house
- swimming pool costume = swimsuit
- clipper nails = finger nail clippers
- purple thing = yogurt tube
- birdie leaf = feather
- coconuts = acorns
- spider room = the basement [harsh, but fair.]
- last sunday morning = referencing anything that happened in the past
- 14 degrees in the morning = his answer to "what time is it?"
and some other quotes we love:
- "dad, can you hear me in my ears?"
- "ding dang commercials" [he picked this one up from gaga dubs]
- "oh! of course!" [his go-to affirmative answer]
- "i. am. FRUSTRATED!"
- "mom, you will always be in my heart" [i don't even know where he got this, but it melts me every time]
- "dad, you are the best dad ever" [true.]
- "look at my face" [what he says when he wants our attention]
- "mom, do you happen to have an apple bar in your bag?" [not sure where he picked this one up either, but it's adorably polite]
- "would you be so kind as to read me this book?" [again with the politeness]
- "mom, i need some 'orant' because my hiccups are coming" [he loves putting on deodorant]
- "something is wrong with my clock, it's going like this 'beep! beep! beep!'" [when the alarm accidentally got set on his okay to wake clock]
- "that's when i was a working man!" [looking at a picture of himself playing at a kids workbench with a hammer and nail]
- "maybe i'm not an outside playing guy" [because a bug crawled on him and he wanted to go back inside...but also because he was apparently channeling his dad]