things jack says

it is still so fun to hear jack talk and to giggle at the funny things he says. here are some entries in the dictionary according to jack: 

• pecutor = computer 

• noculars/super owl eyes = binoculars/hand binoculars 

• no please = no thank you 

• sticky splat = when dad throws the tay-tay blanket at him 

• mean flamingos = the swans at gaga dub's house 

• swimming pool costume = swimsuit 

• clipper nails = finger nail clippers 

• purple thing = yogurt tube 

• birdie leaf = feather 

• coconuts = acorns 

• spider room = the basement [harsh, but fair.] 

• last sunday morning = referencing anything that happened in the past 

• 14 degrees in the morning = his answer to "what time is it?" 

and some other quotes we love: 

• "dad, can you hear me in my ears?" 

• "ding dang commercials" [he picked this one up from gaga dubs] 

• "oh! of course!" [his go-to affirmative answer] 

• "i. am. FRUSTRATED!" 

• "mom, you will always be in my heart" [i don't even know where he got this, but it melts me every time] 

• "dad, you are the best dad ever" [true.] 

• "look at my face" [what he says when he wants our attention] 

• "mom, do you happen to have an apple bar in your bag?" [not sure where he picked this one up either, but it's adorably polite] 

• "would you be so kind as to read me this book?" [again with the politeness] 

• "mom, i need some 'orant' because my hiccups are coming" [he loves putting on deodorant] 

• "something is wrong with my clock, it's going like this 'beep! beep! beep!'" [when the alarm accidentally got set on his okay to wake clock] 

• "that's when i was a working man!" [looking at a picture of himself playing at a kids workbench with a hammer and nail] 

• "maybe i'm not an outside playing guy" [because a bug crawled on him and he wanted to go back inside...but also because he was apparently channeling his dad]