we're likely nearing the end of the era of jack saying funny things without really meaning to, but there are still some gems to remember.
dictionary entries:
- kayate = karate
- honey crunchin' oats = honey bunches of oats
- goose bump = goose egg
- intendo = nintendo
- [while looking in the rear view mirror before getting out of the van] "hold on, i need to check my style. just in case there's a lady."
- "on your marks! get sets! go!"
- [about a hot fudge sundae] "i don't really like the chocolate on this. i am more of a vanilla man."
- "can i get one of those grandma things?" [referencing the walkers at the skating rink]
- "i am going to learn to be good at chess so i can be like bobby fisherman."
- [as three police cars speed past us] "maybe someone is injured. why didn't they call mike? he does in-jerry law." [which are references to two different law firm commercials]




