things jack says

we're likely nearing the end of the era of jack saying funny things without really meaning to, but there are still some gems to remember. 

dictionary entries:

• kayate = karate

• honey crunchin' oats = honey bunches of oats

• goose bump = goose egg

• intendo = nintendo

quotes, conversations, and things that made us laugh:

• [while looking in the rear view mirror before getting out of the van] "hold on, i need to check my style. just in case there's a lady."

• "on your marks! get sets! go!"

• [about a hot fudge sundae] "i don't really like the chocolate on this. i am more of a vanilla man."

• "can i get one of those grandma things?" [referencing the walkers at the skating rink]

• "i am going to learn to be good at chess so i can be like bobby fisherman."

• [as three police cars speed past us] "maybe someone is injured. why didn't they call mike? he does in-jerry law." [which are references to two different law firm commercials]

          [while archie was singing a thank you song he made up]

          archie: "thank you God for making cars!"

          jack: [whispering] "mom, i don't want archie to feel bad, but i know benjamin franklin invented cars."

          [after picking him up from his first ever week at camp]

          shelly: "was it hard when you missed us?"

          jack: "no, i didn't really miss you."

          donald: "jack, can you name noah's three sons?"

          jack: "ummm...timmy?"