i never get tired of hearing the funny things jack says, and lately have been very entertained by his frequent and surprising use of very proper language. these are some recent additions to the dictionary according to jack:
- poodle noodle = pool noodle
- jimmy eyed joe = gi joe
- cow beef = beef jerky
- crinkle pop = rice krispies
- ceremony = funeral
- genalations = the book of galatians
- yesterday of yesterday = the day before yesterday
- tomorrow of tomorrow = the day after tomorrow
funny phrases and comments:
- "if you will excuse me, i need to use the toilet."
- "i'm not feeling on the weather today." [when he was feeling under the weather]
- "dad, could you please keep the smell down, i'm trying to do school and i'm thinking of food."
- "i'm sad for abraham lincoln because he never got to finish the movie because he got shot."
- "i will praise unto the Lord for he has triumphed gloriously the horse and rider thrown into the sea, ye haw!" [this was his dinnertime prayer for quite awhile]
- "i just love looking at him. he's like a baby angel, but sleeping." [his reason for sneaking in to look at archie early in the morning at dub's house]
- "this is going to be another one about marsha's love circle." [him guessing who and what the next episode of the brady bunch is going to be about]
notable conversations:
donald: "what color were the cookies?"
jack: "ummm, they were kind of human colored." [aka sugar cookies]
jack: "mom, will you hold my hand tight? i'm trying to poop."
shelly: "do you think that when you're a grown up you'll still want me to hold your hand while you poop?"
jack: "no, by that time you'll be done."
shelly: "what do you mean by done?"
jack: "i mean we will have already had your ceremony."
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